Within this section, contains emails sent to me, my reponses to them, and some times additional "after the fact" comments. The emails I have posted, I either find funny, or that i found the person that wrote it was so stupid in the letter, that it made it funny. If you have ever sent me an email, you might be, and probably are in this section.
It is for your own good that I warn you of this, so that you don't get all worked up and start sending more email that you will regret seeing on this page. If you don't want to chance seeing an email of yours on here, DON'T CONTINUE. Otherwise... continue, and laugh it up. Some of these are pretty damned good.
Names have been removed to ensure confidentiality.
Yes, I am aware that at many times, I am a complete asshole in my responses, and comments, and yes, I am aware that sometimes the emails innately contain nothing funny or stupid in them, and that instead I manipulate them to the point where they are funny.
I am also aware that like many people, I make spelling mistakes (I am actually an extreamly bad speller, but do my best to curb it) and even some grammer mistakes now and then.
I've put these in blocks of either common theme, or email strings, just so you don't get confused.
Death Threats are Fun This was one of the earliest ones. Its got some holes which i tried to fill in with narrarative text, but still convays the classic example of stupid people, and how they make us laugh.
All For One! This was another early one. A member of an early DAF squad got themselves banned for the use of derogatory language, and was being stupid. Good thing his squadmates stepped in to help him out!
Gene Pool In Need of Chlorine This one was fun. The time span of this thread lasted for *three* months... I banned him in August for derogatory language, and his emails ceaced only at the end of October. Hopefully with the release of the mod, it will remain the last one.
Bi-Polar Dancer This was a long time comming, but it had so many ups and downs, it hadn't really resolved itself until recently. But as soon as it did, i had to get it written and up asap. Its a great one.
Engrish Anyone? Painfull.. pure and simple. It reminded me a lot of the great site Engrish.com, but as i said, was probably more painful then funny. (Engrish.com is hillarious btw)
Top Wanker This isn't actually from an email, but instead a log I captured in game. This guy is a major league wanker as you are about to see.
The Professional A nice, simple, straightforward example of stupidity.
The Pirate Trap Submitted by Dr. Spangle after a recent run in with a few wanna-be pirates that just don't know how to swim...
Next up, "Idiots on High" "I dont get it" and more!
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