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i was banned from your server i dont know why but can you please un ban meHe started out so innocently and ignorantly. The first is because of the second, and he retains the second for the rest of this journey… I decided to point out his stupidity to him right away, although he probably missed it seeing as how he is... stupid…
Are ya sure you don't know why? Because it says so when it kicks you out...The next day, he writes back a “response” which quite frankly has nothing to do with the letter I sent him, and seems to think I care about his computer situation.
well this comp has been down and i was able to go on on my other comp so will you please un ban me i just got my new comp fixedA whole four minutes later he sends another message
and also it was my brother who got banned and you banned my ip so that means i cant get onApparently I didn’t know what banning his IP meant… 19 minutes later… another…
and please can i be un banned i didnt mean to do anything and if i did i am very sorrySo much for the “brother” excuse… I so love it when they try to lie, forget they lie, and tell the truth 19 minutes later!
please let me back in i didnt do anything please i am begging youI just happened to check it a few minutes after he sent it this time, despite the lack of annoying email alert sound bytes, and so answered him back.
Apparently you enojy lieing as well. And yes, yes you did something... erm thats nice about your computer, and i dont care.Apparently he DOES have one of those annoying email alert programs, for not 12 minutes after he sent his last email, and thus probably not 5 minutes since I sent mine, he sends off another one.
Now then! You were banned. Clear and simple. If you would like to be taken off the list, then you probably should first stop trying to overload my alloted email buffer. (for you stupid people out there, that means stop spamming retarded little emails). But anyway.. when you get a brain, let me know. then we can talk a bit more.
i got a brain:)After receiving no response for a WHOLE 2 minutes, he writes again.
and would you mind telling me what i did and whenSometime before the evening of the next day, I respond to his second email. (Btw, the reprinted email below contains his derogatory language. I reprint it here only for the sake of continuity. I did not say these things, and never would. And for you other confused people, on the server I use the handle “Jesus” to which he is referring {when I’m not actually on.})
Now your gettin somewhere...:After getting my email the next day, he writes back.
$ExportThis::53 = "**** at IP:**.**.**.**:**** says***: this is gay";
$ExportThis::84 = "**** at IP:**.**.**.**:**** says***: says***: this mission is gay jesus";
$ExportThis::85 = "**** at IP:**.**.**.**:**** says***: says***: this mission is gay jesus ";
$ExportThis::86 = "**** at IP:**.**.**.**:**** says***: says***: this mission is gay jesus ";
$ExportThis::87 = "**** at IP:**.**.**.**:**** says***: says***: this is a gay mission";
$ExportThis::91 = "**** at IP:**.**.**.**:**** says***: says***: now whos gay";
Its called derogatory language. You know, that shit i dont like on my server? Oh ya..
well first of all gay is not do derogitory language it can mean severall different things such as happy and you dont know if i meant it in the definnition of happy so you have nothing against me :)I can only assume he wanted to look as stupid as possible, and invoke as much of a negative response out of me as possible. Seeing as how I wasn’t in a super mood that day, he got his wish.
In case you did not know, i feel it’s my duty to inform you that you are an idiot. You are even more so if you believe me one, as you suggest with this email. Whether you wish to admit to yourself the tone of the statements captured by my log, you do not need to do so to me, as unfortunately for you, i am not an idiot as you may think. The logs i showed in which you said the word "gay," you were using the word in a way that is to indicate that something was "bad" or "wrong" or "stupid" or "annoying." Thus, you were using the word with a negative connotation. As a result, you were also using the word in a derogatory manor, which is unacceptable on my server. So you see, unfortunately for you, i DO know how you meant to use it, and i DO have something against you.Later that day I checked my email again, as the debate was getting a bit more fun, and as I was getting quite a bit of emails rollin’ in regarding people being banned and wanting to know why. Low and behold, he had answered back already.
ok i am sorry for usiing derogitory launguage and i would like to know how i can be able to play at your server againMy mood had slipped accidentally into a better one, so I gave him the standard option.
Well, ill tell you what. You write me a 500+ word essay on what you did, why you did it, why it was wrong, and why you wont do it again, with correct spelling, grammar, and essay structure, and pending that it is halfway decent, ill take you off the ban list.The next day, he checked his email, and in a frustrated fit of stupidity, emailed the first thing that came to mind.
well i cant do that but i can apologize and you dont have to take me off the ban list but i would like that sorryBut, with the way this lad writes, there wasn’t much hope for him anyway… Two hours later, he rethought his position and actually tried to get himself off the list.
Ok jesus I realized that I said a bad word on your server "gay".The idiocy, shityness, and thought that this person may actually have a 30% chance of reaching breeding age almost made me puke. But somehow, I pulled through, and was still in a better then normal mood.
I am sorry for using the word gay on your server.
The reason I used it was because I thought the mission was boring and not fun.
But I was really being mad at my comp cause it moves slow and I didn't mean to take it out on your map and I am sorry.
I promise that I will never use the word gay, fag, faggot, fuck etc. For now on I will not be using derogatory language on your server. This is wrong because you don't allow derogatory language on your server because you don't tolerate it.
I wont do this again because I have learned my lesson.
Using derogatory language on your server leads to getting banned.
And if you want to play on happyland you will not use derogatory language of any kind.
Another reason I did it was because I really didn't play the map much therefore I didn't really know what it was like I realize everyday from millions of people and complained about your map being gay.
I should not have done that for all that you have done for me such as letting me play at happyland, letting me use your excellent guns, and letting me use your excellent jets.
In conclusion I should not use the word gay and I should appreciate the server more because you took all the time to make it sorry and I will never use any type of bad word again.
I hope this apology takes me off the ban list so I can play at happyland once again with all of my virtual friends and the host jesus sorry.
You see? You CAN do it. Or... sort of do it... unfortunately this "essay" sucked... it was more of a really bad letter of apology... you see, you answered almost every question in it, but you answered almost every one wrong. It is completely unorganized, and is addressed to.. me.. you see, thats not an essay.. thats a letter... you are welcome to try again.The next day he checked his mail and found that letter in it (he shouldn’t have taken it so badly... I was being quite flattering).
ahh buddy i am not trying again first of all it is half desencent and well you dont know cause uh your not a teacherSo he’s still stupid. At least we got that down. But despite me snickering at his letter, my general mood was back to average.
Well, why don't you give that letter (opse! i mean "Essay" as you think it is) to your kindergarden teacher and ask her what grade he/she would give it. And keep in mind that whatever grade that is, has nothing to do with the fact that you answered everything in it completely wrong.The next day, he woke up REAL early to check his mail in anticipation of him… well, I donno. Maybe he thought his last letter was going to get him removed or something… Either way it was 6:00am eastern time.
well **** is going to let me host the ats public server therefore when i have full admin you make on little mistake your goneNow, this was funny, considering the leader to which he was referring to thought that this lad was particularly annoying, and just told him that to get him to shut up, and not because he was actually going to let him host it. And… what makes him think I would actually play there? Either way, I felt obliged to respond with overwhelming amounts of sarcasm.
Oh no! Please! Please dont! whatever will i do!Still not sure, if he does or not, and quite frankly, I’m under the impression he doesn’t. Instead, he now runs a listen server, declaring victory. Never the less, the very next day, bright and early at 7:00am, he writes back!
Oh wait wait.. i have nothing to worry about.. forgot that you need a slight measure of intelligence to run a server. No offense but.. you probably couldnt even figure out how to macro the executable file to the infinate spawn, let alone provide the correct arguments to run the server you need.
actually i do you know why because i know how to you infinfinite spwan and i will be watching you like a hawk in the ats only server and teh public server oh yeah did i metion you cant kick or ban just change missions :):) sucks for youPoor delusional child. Thinks he’s goin’ to be running the “ats only server” and “teh public server” whatever that means. Maybe he thinks that when its released, he will be the only person to download the code and set up a sever. And hell... it’s a good thing he knows how I “infinfinite spwan” all the time. Because without that, he might not be able to… wait… he doesn’t actually know what that means does he… But at least he decided to give me limited admin functions on his server that I never will visit. He seems very generous today. Either way, I was still on a sarcasm kick.
Uh oh! Looks like you really know what your talking about! Im sooo screwed!Either he went on vacation at that point, or it took him 4 days to sort out what went wrong. Four days later he wrote back with this MIND BLOWING MESSAGE!!!
yep you areTo which I didn’t respond.
ok i decided to write the essay again cause i was cravin for happyland i am really sorryOuch…. That’s all I can say about the headache I got after trying to hack through that shit. It put me in a bad mood.
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Ok jesus I realized that I said a bad word on your server “gay”. I am sorry for using the word gay on your server. The reason I used it was because I thought the mission was boring and not fun. But I was really being mad at my comp cause it moves slow and I didn’t mean to take it out on your map and I am sorry. I promise that I will never use the word gay, fag, faggot, fuck etc. For now on I will not be using derogatory language on your server. This is wrong because you don’t allow derogatory language on your server because you don’t tolerate it. I wont do this again because I have learned my lesson. Using derogatory language on your server leads to getting banned. And if you want to play on happyland you will not use derogatory language of any kind. Another reason I did it was because I really didn’t play the map much therefore I didn’t really know what it was like I realized if I spent more time playing the map I could of liked it more. But a little after that before I left for a soccer tournament I played it one more time with ****** I had a lot of fun because he drove me In a tank to get the flag that time I had a lot of fun and I realized the map was not all that bad. Now when I am playing the map I will say this map is great and not this map is gay. Mabey I didn’t catch myself saying that the map was gay or I wouldn’t of said it but I didn’t know that I couldn’t say fag until **** told me about the faggot finder and you got it because people keep annoying you. He also told me that it was a bad idea to say any kind of word that was bad. I told him that you were right and I learned from my experience I told him that I shouldn’t of complained and he said he agreed. And I hope I didn’t loose my position in ATS but if you would like to take it away from me I understand completely. I understand that I didn’t appreciate you opening a server everyday from millions of people and complained about your map being gay. I should not have done that for all that you have done for me such as letting me play at happyland, letting me use your excellent guns, and letting me use your excellent jets. In conclusion I should not use the word gay and I should appreciate the server more because you took all the time to make it sorry and I will never use any type of bad word again. I hope this apology takes me off the ban list so I can play at happyland once again with all of my virtual friends and the host jesus sorry.
Yet again, this is not an essay. Yet again, the answers were all wrong. Yet again, it is completely unorganized. Yet again, it did not help your situation. Not to mention the fact that it would be wise to tack on a few more areas of investigation for your essay concerning your decision to be an idiotic asshole via email. Oh and one last thing, i dont appreciate people sucking up. Especially when trying to use it to add filler to something such as this.6 days later, he tried again. No arguments, no complaints, no whining. Just tried again. It caught me off guard to be frank.
i decided to try againI guess I was in a better mood, or more of a normal to better mood seeing as how it kind of caught me off guard. So I wrote back some constructively criticizing tips to make it better, and make it so I might actually accept it.
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Dear Jesus,
On Jesus server Happyland I said a word gay. Jesus forbids people to say the word gay but I did it anyway therefore I got banned. I stated “This map is gay,” while play test mission tank command. There are 3 main reasons why I should not have done this. Number one Jesus does not permit detergatory language on his server. Number 2 Jesus will not allow his server to be criticized bye players because it took a hard long job to make Daf and it’s maps such as Porkchop Hill, War, annihilator etc. Jesus does not have to set his server up for us but he does. But he asks for one thing in return respect, no tking, and no detergatory language. I violated one of these rules therefore I am banned I did not follow Jesus’s rules which I should have done in the first place. Number 3 respect Jesus at all times and never ever annoy him. I have learned my lesson I will never ever again use detergatory language or do something to piss Jesus off. I will not spam the server and will follow Jesus’s commands. Why I did it. Well at the time I was very bored of playing the mission. I didn’t like it because there was no hills to snipe at. I got frusterated having to go back and forth after I died and respawned having to get new weapons all over again and then having to walk a long distance. Then I realized the next day playing on Jesus’s server the mission was not all that bad. Me and ******** were going back and forth capturing the flag. I had a blast because I was getting a pretty high score and I was killing people with the grenade launcher. Why I will never do it again. I will never do it again because I want to play at Jesus’s server with my fellow ATS members. I also don’t want to get Jesus mad. I want to achieve high scores once again and play with a friend of mine who lives next to me. His name is ******* and I want to kick his ass and show him how good I am. He doesn’t think I am that good because I haven’t been able to play with him because I just got his tribes working. I also want to play against the host Jesus and show him I am not all that bad. In conclusion I will never use detergatory language or annoy you ever again in anyway shape or form. I am sorry and I hope this will change your mind of keeping me banned. I am very sorry and I will never do it again for my sake to play on Happyland. I will also make sure that I keep myself from doing anything unnesacarry on your server. I will never use the word gay again or any other word like it. I am very sorry and I hope this takes my name off the ban list so I can play at Happyland once again.
Sincerely,
***********
Well, your getting better... This time it was actually in a semi-essay form, and semi-organized. Although it is ONE big paragraph.... and it had a letter subset at the end.... However, apparently you were never taught to proofread. Hell.. you spelled "Derogatory" wrong EVERY time. "Detergatory" really isn't all that close and makes it appear that you obviously don't know what your saying, nor what you did wrong. Which brings me to the last point. You STILL did not answer the main questions correctly, although there were a few minor questions you answered just fine. Feel free to try again. It can only help you.He’s persistent when he wants something, and seems to take my suggestions well at this point. I’ll give him that. But 2 days later, he lapses back into stupidity.
ok can you send me the prompt again thanks and i am sure this time i will get it rightSure, I probably could have deciphered what he wanted, but I was in a good mood, and probably a tired mood, as I didn’t take the time.
The prompt...? Your current prompt string: Hp<%h> Mv<%v> Ma<%m> Vnum<%r> : That help any?(The prompt is actually a MUD prompt. Hitpoints, movement points, mana points, and room number my guys in. check the mudinfo section for more information)
i mean the questions you made up for me to get back into happyland i acidentally deleted themAnd I laps back into a normal mood.
What you did, why you did it, why it was wrong ect.The next day, he responds.
k thanksThere is then a pretty long break, as his frustration undoubtedly mounts, and the hatred mounts in kind. He evidently gives up on the essay, and on playing on the server without the aid of his friends. Occasionally when I run another mod, he pops on and starts being annoying; asking questions like “did you delete the mod!?” or “am I still on the ban list?” But after a while, he’s back to his old theory of “I’ll host my own server when he puts out the code! THEN he will be sorry!!”
i got a question every time i try to download the daf server source it keeps saying "didn't find what you were looking for try our search" and i don't know what to do, can you help?I give him the obvious.
Try reading the updates cowboy.This, unfortunately, was the last letter he sent. For 10 peaceful days, I have been without the benefit of his stupidity. Or so I thought… A message recently popped up on the ATS forum, where someone was complaining about him being annoying, and asking me to clear up the “confusion” about the source not being available for download. Apparently he couldn’t find the updates on the main page.