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Bi-Polar Dancer

***Note: the subject of this listing will, for the duration of the listing, be referred to as Bpboy.
This is a story about a little boy who, from all perspectives, appears to have a bad case of bi-polar disorder. He appeared on the scene early to mid way through the DAF development era, and apparently was never quite sure if he wanted to try and be an angry rebellious teenager, or a complete suck-up. Evidently, it got him so confused, that he couldn’t control when he was one or the other. Time after time, he would swing from one end of the spectrum, back again. First he would love DAF, then he would hate DAF. First he wanted to be my best friend, then he wanted me to burn in hell. Interesting enough, I wasn’t the only problem that he faced in his little life. He would frequently lash out at others, after licking their feet for a while, and then go back to groveling again. It was a disturbing pattern, and alas, his friends (for now) and family apparently do not have the courage to get him the medication he requires.
For the length of time he roamed about—which was quite a while—he presented me with a decent amount of material. Unfortunately, not all of it came from email. However, much to our luck, his meandering persona was captured and saved in some degree at a common DAF clan’s forum pages. Besides these two sources, he would often attempt to message me via AIM, usually resulting in failure, and sparking a new thread of depression for the lad.
Many people had found out around this time, and some before it, that I maintained a private AIM account. By private, I mean that I gave the name to few people, and those people were instructed not to distribute it to any others without my expressed permission. Some who I knew were quite ignorant of, and thus susceptible to, worries about “hacking” and all that crazy stuff, I would issue out a vague (and generally substanceless) warning about their hard drives abnormally shutting down if they were the cause of a violation of my privacy. Mind you now, up until this point, he generally “liked” me, although he had a few lapses into confusion. Anyway, this poor feller got a hold of it from someone, and decided that for some reason I wanted to converse with him in a real time nature. After I quickly dispelled that delusion for him, he, as quick as he could, made multiple names, in an attempt to continue conversation with me. The interesting thing was, he wasn’t, initially, trying to be annoying; he just asked the same question over and over: “why do you hate me?” Of course all he did was begin to fill up my block list. But after a while, this harbored some hatred in the lad, as he created illusionary fantasies in his mind about the world, and how if someone wishes not to talk to you, they MUST hate you.

Suffice it to say, by mid June, he no longer liked me. At this point he would occasionally attempt to team up with some other people, and flame me in the ATS forums. This however only brought him to the verge of tears a few times. This post for example, is one that another member started, and seemingly randomly decided to insult me. We will use it to try and establish a few simple points about Bpboy, such as both his problems with me, and a similar pattern showing up with others. (In order to provide some more understanding of what the specific threads were about, I will reprint some of the key messages in them. Any third party messages will be listed in orange.) The one below was a thread starter. We will call him TP1 (third party 1), as we will want to remember him for later.

I won't be there for the scrimage i got a camp to go to all next week(sunday-Next saturday) but when i come back i MIGHT be ready to set something back up that is if i can't get my tickets for my airride down to the Beautiful state of FLA!!! Yep that's right ***** is going ALL BY HIMSELF to the wonderful SUNSHINE STATE! i am gonna hit up tampa,key west, orleando(have to hit the Land...Disney that is...) and then back up to tampa(for a deep sea fishing trip to the wonderful Gulf Of MEXICO! yeah so i will have some fun and when i am down there checking out the Azz's and women i'll be thinking of you (Yeah right:P) I might be thinking of ****[Bpboy] only for the simple reason of how much fun he will be messing out on... Man can't wait to hit that key west region (it it gonna be the *SENIOR PARTY SEASON* and you know what that means... THONGS R US:P Yeah baby) Sorry ****[Bpboy]... when i am down there with some dark skined mommas i might think of you :P Oh well back to the match... yeah i am truly sorry but i have had plans for quite sometime... My bad Homies
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

~Peace~

P.S. GOD I LOVE FLA... Hrm Jesus maybe you should go with... i will introduce you to the other SEX of our Species(Females) and maybe if your lucky we will hook ya up with a tan skined Blonde(or brunette*your prefernce*)... BAH! lol who am i kidding :P you all have a match sorry Jes man... But tell you what you buy the ticket and meet me down there halfway through the week and i will have just the woman waiting on you... *Jesus Looks in fear at these object pertruding from the being infront of him* * **** Say's "don't worry Jesus those are TITS there are suppose to be there... don't worry you will learn to love them VERY QUICKLY" HAHAHA... Hrm ok i am off now that i have gotten my slap happyness out of me... BUT SERIOUSLY JESUS, Meet the other Sex besides your comp :P

This of course attracted the attention of our little friend, since he was mentioned directly a few times in the post, and he decided to include a simple post alluding to the first, and describing his future vacationing plans. At this point there is obviously a friendly buddy-buddy relationship between TP1 and Bpboy. They may even know each other in real life.

*stifles laugh about jesus* Anyways, I might be able to come to the match but im not sure. My mom wants to goto the beach and I wanna go to the mountain.. And we goto super war over a weekend vacation we'll end up sitting at home. Anyways i got a snow cone maker and like 6 kegs of the syrup so im all pimp.

I of course, could hardly not present a post myself, so I post I did, and generally directed it at TP1, as if Bpboy never posted at all.

Just out of curiosity what brought that pathetically inept and unfounded decision to post something like that? Oh. I see. Because i leave my computer on a bit so that people like YOU can play on my server, then I must have no life and spend all MY time playing games, is that it? Well im sorry to tell ya little feller, but unlike little teenagers like you, I dont have to prance around and proclaim how horny I am to all my "virtual" friends. Perhaps in a few years instead of DROOLING over the opposite sex and objectifying them, you will actually treat them as humans, and appreciate them.

Here, our little BP friend gives us some insight into his personality: stupid.

Heh Jesus, its nice to think that women like how guys act and their peronality. But thats a load of horse @#%$. Girls at my school only like guys that are "cute" and are complete jack asses. And most them are.. the evil word.. "Preps" *shudders* So just as we "objectify" women. They objectify us. Unfortunately.

But nice try, I like the effort. You notice its always the ugly ones who say they women only care about personality. And if its not personality its money.

But I'm still fly.

Perhaps fearing for his playing time on my server, he quickly adds a second follow-up post.

And I'm not making fun of you Jesus, I just get annoyed when people say you shouldnt objectify women. Im not saying you should but I'd rather have a hottie than a piggy. And cmon jesus.... Im sure youd rather have a hottie too..

Apparently sensing that I wasn’t too pleased with him at the moment, TP1 tries to laugh it up a bit, but quickly reverts back to the same tone he originally posted in, deciding it would be better to try and get me going.

HAHA! lol jesus you ever consider Being a shrink in the field of marrital relations? LOL Unlike you jesus some people find laughter in such comments... and not to rat on you but really seriously... all i ever hear about you is your comp/gaming skills... But ehh... whatever floats your boat i just don't those who think they are better than other and to let you know jesus(unless you were a nerd) you were a teenager at one point and i am sure your hormones were raging also... So don't act like you are some god giving advice to his advocates... Cause your not. LOL lighten up a bit (i am sure you will probably make another smart ass remark to that statement, trying to profound your wannabe wisdom...) Hrm lol jesus have you ever had a woman:P and no one ever said that i was "objectifying women". so lalala i will just wait for you to make another smart assed comment towards the fact of your profound wisdom in such matters... So what will it be next Jesus? :P

Four minutes later, he comes up with a zinger and just HAS to post it! Maybe he get can get Bpboy to laugh!

JESUS THE LADIES MAN i like the ring of that... your slogan could be My duty is to please that BOOTY! :P i liek it i don't know about you but i do...

Flame on.

Ask and ye shall receive. I'll style this in the standard "Note to morons" fashion (naa.. doesn't necessarily mean your a moron, just that in whatever quote of yours i post, you display a high probability of being one at the time it was written).

"Girls at my school only like guys that are "cute" and are complete jack asses."
-Welcome to highschool! (or middle school or whatever your in/they call it). What? Young impressionable females that are under twenty usualy go for the "'cute' and... complete jack asses"? What a surprise! Perhaps thats because thats all they get to VIEW besides an underdeveloped "sensative" kid that doesnt have a car to drive them around in.

"And most them are.. the evil word.. 'Preps'"
-Wow. Theres some highschool ignorance for ya..(more on this topic later!)

"You notice its always the ugly ones who say they women only care about personality."
-Spoken like a true idiot. Especialy since no one even said anything about women ONLY caring about about personality.

"And if its not personality its money."
-You watch to many movies... Is that where you try to put your "Fly" moves on the ladies? They must love that...

"jesus you ever consider Being a shrink in the field of marrital relations"
-Nope. A "shrink" was one of the professions that i was considering a while back but wasnt far enough up on the list for me to settle on.

"Unlike you jesus some people find laughter in such comments"
-Oh you mean underhanded simpleminded tactless insults ment to only try and inflate your own worthless self ego in the eyes of your "virual peers"? Ya. They are called idiots.

"and not to rat on you"
-Well goodness! Thank the lord! That sounds like an EXTREAMLY sincere statement! It really does! I'm just over... oh ohh.. crap.. oh here it comes.. well darn, i just drenched my self in sarcasm... how am i ever gonna dry that out..

"all i ever hear about you is your comp/gaming skills"
-Whow.... not sure why your super human intelligence didnt pick this one out (or maybe your playing a subtle trick and you really DO know but want people to think your an idiot! that must be it!) but... maybe thats because you dont really know me except for anything besides "comp/gaming skills"! Whow!!! Revilation!!! Christ! You mean to say that by meeting someone through a game and only talking to him briefly about gaming and computer purposes (with the exception of your mindless illusionary ego-inflating half-assed cracks) will only transfer the knowledge of that person pertaining to those specific areas to you!? Well what do ya know!

"i just don't [like] those who think they are better than other[s]"
-Hrm that must be a tough life your livin, hating yourself and all.(news flash.. some people are better then others either mentally, genetically, or physically, or two or more of a combination there within. It’s each getting an equal opportunity to display the skills they do or do not have that is the social issue that should be focused on. Youll learn more about this when you get out of kiddy school)

"and to let you know jesus(unless you were a nerd) you were a teenager at one point"
-No, i magically skipped that part of biological and mental development. (and incase you didnt catch it, ya.. that was sarcasm again. Yes! in fact i was a teenager at one point! And yes, for all you highschool kiddies that can only think in terms of click segregation, I was what you would probably consider a "nerd." I was also an "athlete" and a "freek" and a "prep" and a "cool kid" and a "looser" and many of the other fun catagories that you like to try and classify people as, at one point in time or another. Although i would have to say that i am DAMNED proud of being a nerd.
*Post note* Wait... does that mean that nerds get to skip ages 13-19 some how? Thats got to be quite a feat! Maybe they are magical!

"and i am sure your hormones were raging also"
-Uhuh. Don worry kiddo. I wasnt defective. I had "raging hormones." But unlike other poor saps that cant CONTROL their bodies (often ending up with jail time for rape, assult and all them other fun stuff) I didnt drool over every piece of ass that walked by, and brag about fake incidents involving the prom queen with my buddies.

"So don't act like you are some god giving advice to his advocates"
-Jesus is hardly a god.... But besides that i will, unfortunatly, have to remind your EXTREAMLY short-term memory that it was YOU that decided to start this little flame, knowing full well that i would respond (its not the type of thing i like to pass up no matter how idiotic the other person is), and infact i am not "giving advice" to you or anyone else, but instead responding to your idiotic remarks with perhaps a bit more "wisdom" then you may retain.

"Cause your not"
-NOOOOOooOOOooOOO dont say it! it burns! it burns!

"LOL lighten up a bit"
-Drive a nail under your toenail.

"i am sure you will probably make another smart ass remark to that statement, trying to profound your wannabe wisdom"
-Naa, i decided to go with a suggestion that hopefully your "rebellious" highschool attitude will interpret as a "cool thing to do!" In fact... while your at it, i hear its REALLY cool to put them in your eyes to... just make sure its REALLY rusty, or the cool kids at school wont accept you.

"Hrm lol jesus have you ever had a woman"
-"Had a women" Wow... your a first class catch arnt ya...
Oh damn! almost forgot! Thats not even CLOSE to being your business! (Oh no! im leaving myself open to another Idiot Attack! He will probably claim that because I have privacy boundries, that im attempting to avoid the question because he will figure that its a negative reponse to his question! Dear lord! what have i done!)
"no one ever said that i was 'objectifying women'"
-Ahahahahahah. Oh.. thats right! You don't do that! Thats why you like to refer to having sexual intercourse as "have you ever had a woman." Well, ive had steak before...

"i will just wait for you to make another smart assed comment"
-Well with idiot posts like these how could i resist!

"towards the fact of your profound wisdom in such matters"
-Wow! Grammar much? And sorry pal. Im not here to educate or impress any morals on anyone. I'm just responding to your idiotic posts in which you threw the hypothetical gauntlet at my feet. Unlike you, i dont have to "impress my virtual friends" with my amazing idiotic and insulting comment writing "abilities".

At this point, another member posted, basically just laughing at them because of a few of the things I had posted. Bpboy, throwing caution into the wind, and tossing aside his worries of being banned, decides this is a good time to start showing off his true bi-polar powers. His self worth is in the toilet, and he decides its time to formally announce his relationship with TP1.

*****.. Sucking up to jesus wont help you.. Ive tried but he still hates me.. And dont deny you hate me jesus, You do. And when ****[TP1] told me you were brown nosing up to Jesus I didn't believe him at first. But you posted that and.. Eh.. Sorry J-Man but ****[TP1] and I are dawgs. And you hate me so I'm gunna side with him on this matter.. No offense.. Go ahead and ban me if you want. And by the way.. When you try to look smart.. Everyone makes mistakes, Like you spell "EXTREAMLY" Extremely, Pal. :P So just because ****[TP1] isn't a A plus speller, You ain't eighter..... And ****'s [TP1] still in school, Now lets end this battle, It makes ATS look weak to be bickering over pointless trash. ****[TP1] likes women, Jesus is into other stuff. Comprende?

At the end, he tries to maybe patch things up with the illusion that its “for the team” but fails miserably by doing his best to continue the flames, in the same manner as the original post.
Note: his correction of my spelling, interestingly enough, didn’t actually exist. Perhaps he is schizophrenic as well, and sees things that aren’t there?
As a result of his post, I could barely restrain myself from commenting. And it turns out I actually COULDN’T restrain myself.

Wow, the stupidity flowing through this thread is just astounding.
Sorry ****[Bpboy], but at no point in time did I ever claim to be the world's best speller, or claim to be flawless in the use of spelling, or even grammar. In fact, I didn't choose any sort of literary study almost precisely because I have poor spelling. Although, I do find it pretty funny that you have to fall back on that in order to try and get a stab at me here or there. I mean… @#%$ man... is that all you've got?
"Everyone makes mistakes, Like you spell "EXTREAMLY" Extremely, Pal...just because ****[TP1] isn't a A plus speller, You ain't eighter..."
-I mean do you REALLY want me to tear that apart? Try this one for size:
"Everyone makes mistakes; like you spelled EXTREAMLY "Extremely" pal...just because ****[TP1] isn't an A plus speller, you ain't either..."(Although technically, among literary scholars "ain't" isn't an acceptable contraction in any sort of writing, but its quite mainstream in Americanized English these days.)
I found 8!

"Now lets end this battle, It makes ATS look weak to be bickering over pointless trash."
-Ohhh yaa... You mean like the pointless trash ****[TP1] started that you found just absolutely hilarious that you had to add your two cents in?(And I do mean two cents, because from over here, it doesn't appear to amount to much more then that). And like the pointless trash right here?:

"****[TP1] likes women, Jesus is into other stuff."
-Mmmmhm... ya. I find that it is a wonderful example of a straw man attack, although I admit, I do seem to see too many of them as idiots try to keep afloat their pathetic argumentative threads.

I then decided it would be a good idea, in response to Bpboy’s attack on someone who was simply observing the thread, to comment on the idea of “sucking up” to me.

And as a side note, I don't go in for people "sucking up" to me, or any of that crap. But there is a big difference between "sucking up" and being respectful to someone who is and has provided you with a free service. Hell, I don't even care if you respect me or not. But what WOULD be enjoyable is if you displayed a little bit of respect. Then again, I really don't have to provide any sort of free service to anyone that I don't wish to, or anyone at all for that matter.
I don't need anyone to "be on my side" or to "be my dawg." Just don't piss on the outlet or you might end up infertile.

Unknown to me, Bpboy was curled and ready to strike with an attack that would leave me on the ground laughing for quite some time. This single post actually became a source of amusement for a long time afterwards. Notice how he completely steps over the edge into the land of self-worthlessness. It is almost enough to make someone pity him. Or laugh. A lot.

Look "Pal" All I was trying to say was that no ones perfect, so you went and said some @#%$ about english scholars not approving of the word aint, And a free service PLEASE BITCH, If you made us pay for your server youd make nothing , Id just go play counter strike, And as for showing you some respect?. What have you done to earn my respect? Block me everytime I IM you on AIM, trying to have a conversation, BUT NO IM JUST LITTLE ANNOYING ****[Bpboy] NO ONE WANTS TO BE NICE TO ME CAUSE I MAY ANNOY YOU, I WANTED TO BE NICE TO YOU, BUT NOOOOOO JESUS HAS TO BE A MEAN JACKASS AND MAKE SNIDE COMMENTS TO PEOPLE OVER THE INTERNET, IF YOUR SO DAMN SMART WHY DO YOU USE IT IN ARGUMENTS OVER THE @#%$ COMPUTER TO SOMEBODY YOU DONT KNOW? IF YOU SO DAMNED SMART WHY DONT YOU JUST IGNORE HIM AND "KEEP TO YOURSELF" AND BLOCK "UNWANTED" PEOPLE, GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME WANT TO SHOOT MYSELF, IF YOU SO SMART WITH ARGUING WHY DONT YOU GO INTO POLITICS HUH?!?! NO YOU AINT "MY bad I mean "Arent" also would you like some tea and crumpets Sir English Scolar" AND IF YOU SO DAMN SMART WHY DO YOU WASTE IT ON SOME LITTLE KIDDY GAME BITCHING AT SOMEONE YOU DONT EVEN KNOW. I KNOW IM BANNED ON YOUR SERVER SO IM FREE TO SAY WHAT I WANT, AND IM NOT EVEN FULLY ANGRY RIGHT NOW, IM JUST REALLY PISSED ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE AND YOU HAD TO PUSH MY BUTTUNS WITH YOUR SMART ASS ATTITUDE. AND IF THE GENS DECIDE TO KICK ME OUT OF ATS SO BE IT CAUSE I GOT TO TELL YOU HOW I FEEL ABOUT THINGS.

-****[Bpboy]'s Rage at 30%

And Jesus, If you know whats good for you, Dont reply to this post with a smart ass comment, or even a apology cause its not nice to poke me when I'm mad.

Well, I didn’t poke him. After all, I wouldn’t want him to explode. At the time, when I was over my hysteria, I decided that the message didn’t really need me to respond. What else could I say? It was pretty obvious by now that he wasn’t too rich in the gray matter department. The post was immediately followed by a reprint of it, with a message at the bottom stating ”(Had to take letters out of Curse words to allow me to post the damed post.)”. As I mentioned before, I didn’t post again in that thread. But others did. And interestingly enough, Bpboy seemed to continue to break down just from their simple comments(btw, this isn’t a post from TP1, its another poster as most of these in here are. I will mention when it is TP1’s post):

i dont think im gonna post.... let jesus do all the talking...
BUT you dont get tanks/planes in counterstrike OR at least with weapons on them
Woo! that contra mission!

The response this simple post generated was quite interesting.

Listen *****, I didnt have much of a problem with you before but now I know your a litte fukhead. You can kiss Jesus's ass all you want, but your starting to get @#%$ on your lip.

The alternate poster then, foolishly tries to get Bpboy to see reason.

sure sure... but what did start this aggression by ****[TP1]? and y you getting angry as hell at me? im luaghing at your discussion

As expected, it didn’t penetrate. But we do get an interesting glimpse into completely separate situation, which helps to prove the over all point of course, as you will see in two posts.

In case you havent noticed, YOU KEEP ON SUCKING UP TO JESUS. And I hate you from before when I wanted to tell y friend (who i hadnt seen in a long time) to goto the IRC chat so i could talk ot him, But you had to stay on the server, WHEN I WOULDVE GOTTEN OFF IN 2 SECS!! WHATS UP WITH THAT YOU WERNET DOING ANY IMPORTANT BUISNESS!!

Generates a response of course.

OH yeah! i forgot! whats FLA? and y/how am i kissing his ass? im laughing at you guys!! your acting so immature... its funny!!!
whats this thing about before now? i hardly know you... except for the ting like you getting on the serer when it was full... but im an untrusting guy... to ALL... so you might just be like @#%$ *******.

This is where we get to see the result of the before mentioned alternate incident.

You *Fuking* dumbass. Chances are, I wont see my friend again, You know why, Cause you wouldnt get off the server, And yes you ARE sucking up to jesus, Lets see.. "Thats 2 points ***[TP1] and one large portion of google plex for jesus" Just shut up.

As we can see, Bpboy’s relationship pattern becomes apparent in yet another relationship with someone completely separate from the rest of the examples. Why won’t he see this friend again? Perhaps because Bpboy thinks that he “hates” Bpboy? Or perhaps Bpboy just isn’t sure if it was time to be a drama queen, or a suck-up.
Although, as I mentioned, I didn’t post again in that thread, I did land a new thread. From the looks of it now, it appears I may have meant to put it in the same thread, but managed to make it a new one. Either way, it made for a good separation from the original thread.

Heheh.. Well i was gonna try and get ***[Bpboy]'s "rage" up to about 76% just for fun, but... but the looks of the rest of the posts i donno if i need to. Eh maybe i will anyway if i find a bit more time.

Of course, it generated a shortened version of the desired response.

Go suck a dick you @#%$ face

The forums stayed active for a while, and Bpboy continued to post, but seemed to be on a crusade to pick a bone with one of the other posters. He had lots of time to do so, as I’m pretty sure, by this point, he was banned (in name only I believe; He had only to change his name to play again). In the middle of a normal post about a new game, someone mentioned that they enjoy DAF (it is a DAF clan’s forum after all). Bpboy decided to take the time to start an argument about it.

**** only likes DAF cause jesus made it, ******s head is so far up jesus's ass he can taste what he eats. Jesus could make a Tic-Tac-Toe game and it would be better than Counter Strike, to ******. The americas army thing looks HELLA sweet, Im going to wait a month before i get it when all the erros are sorted through, and more people will be playing it rather than downloading it.

He got a response from the feller though

man, whats with the sand up your @#%$ ****[Bpboy]? DAF is good, i also like DoD, i also enjoy kohan the immortal soveriegns/amrihan's gift. Darkforest is good, but i know of a better mud (yes, kinda, just gotta remember to grab the favorite from my OTHER computer... ) DAF is unrealistic/realistic but im pretty much godlike in infantry armor. BUT if i really wanted a better game than DAF ill go play operation flashpoint (but hey, im cheap so bleh) (ps CHEAP AS HELL) Ghost recons good, no vehicles though... want me to continue with other rtstrat / turn based games or how about some more fps? @#%$, Jesus can be mean as hell and stubborn. its the downfalls i see of him. i respect him, thusly i get respect from him. ****[Bpboy], you with a @#%$ athority attitude and thusly jesus doesnt like you because of it (im guessing here). Your stubborn as hell ****[Bpboy] (getting pissed off cause you want on the server and im untrusting? wtf ****[Bpboy]? first 14, @#%$ the other people.) Want me to slap down anything more? ARGH @#%$ ezboard has 3 popups from one click//// how the ell is that suppose to happen? @#%$, my coffees probly cold and im gonna go watch some simpson mpegs, ill leave you ****[Bpboy] to wallow in your own selfpity.

Although he let Bpboy’s comments get to him, he did bring up an interesting point at the end: “wallow in your own selfpity.” Of course, Bpboy didn’t like hearing the truth.

I got a @#%$ wih athority?.. He has NO athority over me. You suck up to him way to much. YES YOU DO SUCK UP TO HIM. YOU SUCK UP TO HIM WAY TO MUCH. That annoys me, and you getting off the server thing?. I can be pissed all I want, You were the only person i knew who i could talk to on AIM, But no you just had to be a @#%$ and stay on JUST to spite me. And self pity? What do I have to pity of my self? My perfect grades? My hot ass girlfriend? My sweet ass paintball gun? My tight stereo sytem with 3 subwoofers? My 8 years of playing Basketball? All my money that I earn form working my ass off at Bi-Lo bagging grocerys?

You may be better at DaF, But unlike you, I have a life, I have a job, I dont play games all my life. Anyways, I would be better than you at DaF, If i spent several hours a day on the game, But I dont.

And I never will. I havent played DaF in 2 months. Go get some REAL game ****.

Yet again, he provides us with some EXCELENT material regarding his mental patterns. “You were the only person i knew who i could talk to on AIM” of course tells us that any friends he may have had before, now do not communicate with him. The one that we heard of him losing contact with before may have been his last as Bpboy took another steep dive into the bowls of depression and self-worthlessness. He also picks up and comments on the self-pity remark. In order to try and disprove that it is not true, he lists all quantitative material possessions, as that is what he has to turn to in his state of frustration. Furthermore, as previous patterned examples of such personalities can attest to, we can safely assume that many of the items in his list are either completely untrue, or a stretch of the truth itself. Lastly, it is ironic to note, that he turns towards the “I have a life” excuse, and tries to claim that others, specifically this other fellow, “has no life.” But the ironic part is, is that he CAN’T play on the server anymore, as he was banned. His claim that he hasn’t played DAF in two months is also false, given his activity on the boards no less then a few weeks, pertaining to games he had played. It wasn’t until he was banned, that he attempts to claim that the game he played before, and enjoyed enough to continue coming back to (after all, he has a life so its not like he is playing it because he has nothing else to do), was in actuality not a “real game,” and that he plays it so rarely, that the last he claims to have played it was two months ago. And of course, this is all despite being in one of the few clans for that game, and REMAINING in it after being banned.

A few weeks passed, until it was about the middle of July. He of course wanted to “get back” at me, and thought of a way that he obviously considered golden (besides messaging me on random occasions). So it was this he settled on, and on July 17 I soon found myself with two emails from him (the first two that I still retain on record):

Hey, I how do i get rid of your mod, Whenever I run a server it always runs DaF, I accidentaly left it running yesterday and a bunch of people got on, bout a hourlater i realized this and closed the server, And it is the DaF it has jets and stuff.

Oh if you try to hack this computer, I dont give a damn, This is my old computer.

And BTW, bitch, You kicked me yesterday for no reason, Someone Pked me and When I said "He Pked me" I got the ol' Fucker message, and i try to log back on and i get banned. You must love being an ass, and getting laid up it.

And there's a rumor your gay. Since all of your mean and "swift" reaction of booting someone when they say gay. I dont know where the rumor started. :?

GAY QUEER FAG

Assuming that I cared, he decided to start out making it look like an accident, but quickly fell into a pace that obviously disputed it. Which of course is interesting since, when he obviously decided to throw out his first method, he didn’t even bother erasing any of it. He had also started playing on the server again under a new name, which I seem to recall knowing about, but decided to try and give him a chance. Given the fact that I kicked him, he obviously decided to waste the chance. The last line of course was an odd attempt to anger me, as the I have a set of rules on my server that deal harsh punishments to anyone using derogatory language (which as I seem to recall, was the reason he was kicked). Two hours later, before I had time to respond, he sent another letter, this one a bit more straightforward.

Lol Nice try. But not good enough, Ive already backed up my harddrive last night. And Ive given 2 of

my best friends the CD's I copied them onto. Im untouchable, So get a life mr. "BigBadHacker"

The first part “Lol Nice try…” I’m not actually quite sure what he meant. After all, I hadn’t “tried” anything, so perhaps he was just imagining things. Either way, it was an interesting claim, and one I didn’t really dispute. I had known about a few copies floating around, which were actually illegally taken and copied. But by this point, it was a pretty old version, and never was it actually hosted on purpose. The part I found real fun, was the fact that he wasted time, effort, and the cost of CDs to burn 2+ copies of the mod.
In response, I decided sarcasm was the flavor of the day.

Oh no.. what ever will I do... you power is so immense i am just trembling beneith it... Btw, no I am not homosexual, but i wouldnt have a problem with it if i were, i dont have a problem with those who do, and i support gay rights to the n-th degree.

A simple response, but one that evidently disrupted his new plans to try and “get me going.” The response letter I got, was seemingly a joke.

Want to be friends?

so I responded in kind.

We always have been.

He, thankfully, took it as the joke it was, but must have started a return swing up into the clouds. Seemingly half way through the letter, (and certainly afterwards as I begin to get a new series of AIM messages in which he attempted casual conversation with me, and must have taken the “we always have been” to heart after all) he decided it was time to try and make a friend again.

That makes me feel warm and toasty, BTW, why does *****/****** hate you so much. I think hes jealous of you

I decided to be straight forward when I answered him.

He decided it would be a good idea to ignore the rules, paid the price, and doesn't want to play on the server enough to atone for his sins. I wonder whatever happened to that boycott he said he was doing....

(For more information on this fellow and his boycott, read over the “All for one” email humor doc.)
At this time, he started posting on the forum again(June 20th-24th), openly admitting he had (obviously) began playing on the server again. He also had decided he wanted to be friends again, AND decided he should get some advancements in clan leadership.

Well, Ive starteted going back to the server more often. And I noticed not many of you generals are on the server anymore, I was wondering If I could set up like a recruitment department. Cause if no one is playing anymore I'd like to take over... And I dont want to see this clan go under.. Now I wouldnt be like how yall recruited, just letting people in cause they could pilot or some chit like that, But If I saw someone who had good skills, good attitude, a OK relationship with most of the clan, id think about recruiting them, now I wouldnt tell them i wanted to, idjust moniter them, then after a week or so of monitering them, Id offer them a spot in ATS, now if they pissed jesus off or did a Mass TKing spree with alot of people were on that would be a auto disqualification.. I think this owuld be a valuble attribute to the clan considering most of you have gone off to other games. But since Ill be on more often (I dont hate jesus anymore) it would help ALOT. ..Jesus could help me to by telling me if they did something bad.. now this is just a suggenstion.. if the gens dont like it.. Well.. I wont do it, but the clan is going under and i dont like seeing that, and its time to start remaking this clan back up to its once strong self.

A quick follow-up post further explained:

I think I should run this deprartmeant cause Ive helped out on this clan alot.. Done some stuff for gens.. Went to all of the AF matches.. and the practicies when I can, And I have a pretty god relationship with most of the clan( Yes including *****[The fellow he has been mentioned flaming incessantly beforehand] and Jesus)

Interesting that relationship. He claims he was given the position, and all seems to be well again on the Bi-Polar express. Looks like his self worth has finally re-inflated. Unfortunately as is with most cases like his own, it inflated a bit too far.

***** said I could..

*Begins speech*
First Id like to thank Me, For all that Ive done for myself, and Id like to thank my self for all the help and support, and of course I, for putting up with me.
*speech ends*

Well, a day or three went by, and he decided to try and message me on AIM again. Perhaps he though that he was my buddy now and that he doesn’t have to worry about privacy anymore. Well, it only got the 5 names he used blocked of course. And that just pushed his swing back towards depression-zone, where egos no longer exist.

I messaged you because I didnt feel like loading IE, Typing in my password, loading up the sent mail area, typing in all the adresses, and then sending it. Maybe, Signing on a screename and sending a IM is a tab bit easier than all thaty hustle,But no, you HATE me, therefore you make me do both. I try real hard to be nice to you. I bite my tounge doing it. But unnessesary stuff like that is a load of horse shit. Sure sending a email and loadingup internet explorer is easy for you Mr.T1, but us 56ks take a while to load. But thanks you sure did put me in my place. You must be proud. But what goes around comes around and one day you'll find yourself on the end of a rude person.

Unsure as to what he wanted in his messages, and thus what he still wanted and felt it necessary enough to email me about, I decided to ask him.

So, did you have a question...? Or did you just feel like spouting off useless crap. Perhaps you should take some time out to learn about this little thing some people like to call "Privacy." My instant message name, as you no doubt have heard, is PRIVATE. That means I use it to talk to only the people I wish to talk to on it. It is a very restricted list. I provide my email as a public means to contact me so that i can take MY time to answer those questions when I want to, instead of having random windows pop up from people I do not wish to talk to. I would also suggest that you go see a psychiatrist about this little schizophrenic (note my hasty, and somewhat false early diagnosis) anti-selfego (as well as a more accurate one) problem you seem to have; someone wishes not to talk to you in a private venue because you are a stranger to them, and somehow they suddenly hate you? Perhaps you should try looking at the mirror a few hundred times a day, smiling, and saying "Your a good person."

Dispite our nasty breakup, he continued to try and direct leadership on the forum.

I just want to know how we stand right now, Who all is in, and whos out, I dont notice anyone on anymore, except *****, *****, *****, and of couse, jesus. If your out , post it, if your in, post it.

So far All I have is *****. ***** and ***** are out.. Oh god I never thought Id see the day..

Note the poor relationships with the other fellows at the bottom which two out of three he considered “friends” none to long ago..

Now we get to an interesting section. Having come almost full circle, TP1 makes a significant post in relation to our study subject, Bpboy.

As you all know here lately we have been having some internal issuse with some of the members...I think it is time to bring it to your attention That I(no one else) have kicked ****[Bpboy] out of ATS... He has the option to appeal what i did(to ****). i kicked him cause he cussed out a fello ATS member,while on his probationary term. Not only did he cuss them out but the Ats member he cussed out has also left... this "past ATS" member was ****** as you all know ****** has been with us for some time(most of you only know him for the past 2 weeks he has ben a rehire... but ****** has been with us for sometiem before goign on to make AF). Also with the Riconigtion of ****[Bpboy] and ******, I also will be leaving(not because of the tribe) but for the reason that for the past week and a half my tribes life has been a living heel with every one complaining to me abotu recent/past events and with what has just happened in the past week i have grown tired of swimming the miles of @#%$ that has built up... So after fixing everything that has been corrupted... i leave ats with a clean sheet... I wish all of you the best of luck... and i will ask that the members of ats stick with ATS and please do not leave over any of the members that have left tonight... but if you must go ahead for i know what your means are...

Also ***** will be staying with DAF, ****[Bpboy] said he is goign to TO but he might yet try and appeal my disicision, and I am leaving tribes all together... but i still will remain friends with yuo all and perhaps come and play with you but i am moving on....

TP1, Bpboy’s “dawg” and his “homie” has personally kicked him out. No longer are they “homies.” This is quite significant, as Bpboy’s PRIMARY relationship in the clan, his “top dawg,” has fallen from favor, and Bpboy from his. He responded of course, attempting to dispute some of what his “dawg” claims.

Number one. Which *****[TP1] convieniently forgot to put in. I saw *****, With a diffrent tag, Now as you all know, ***** has been swithcing bach and forth between clans. and Just when he tells me hes sticking with ATS, he switches to some other clan (Which *****[TP1] has now told me was some sort of joke), But i IMed ***** and said "You c*ck you changed clans again" And he started to say that i piss*d him off the most in the clan and some other curses. I told *****[TP1] about it, and *****[TP1] when and talked to *****, And said ******* was messing around with the other tag, Well ***** decided to leave that out to me. So..

And as of *****[TP1] leaving, He said I have put him through "Hell"... Hm.. That would be a negative. I simply decided to put a * in my recruits name and the whole issue was blown outa porpotion. I think what we have here. Is a case of the Drama Queen. And *****[TP1] is deeply infected with it. And calling another clan a c*ck(When i saw his other tag he was yes, considered a enemy) Is hardly wrong, we call *** all kinds of names. And hell ****** here has been sexually harassing other clans. I dont see him in any deep sh*t.

Unfortunatly, what Bpboy described as TP1’s situation, weather it really is TP1’s or not, was almost exactly his own.

Since then, long has the pattern swayed back and fourth undocumented. For the most part, he faded out after I ceased to host DAF regularly. Until recently. He came in under the prospect of what I can only assume was supposed to be a “homie” and began visiting the DUNE server. But, unfortunately for him, he retained his stupidity, and quickly got him self kicked. Soon afterwards, an email, flaming like a bitch, arrived in my mail. A damned good one too. But before I knew what I had done I had accidentally deleted it. I never even had a chance to respond. But I had only to wait. Soon came another mail. He was asking me for a favor. Not two days after he had spun off his Bi-polar tower, he was requesting a favor.

Well on your website i saw you were looking for leaders for the houses.. Id like to reserve Ix.. Just wondering.. you probaly won't let me.. But I tried. Latz!

Besides the fact that I was busy at this point, I didn’t see much reason in writing back. He already knew the answer (I hope. But with this guy, you never know). But silence wasn’t what he was expecting after all, and a new flame, hotter then the last, arrived.

Thanks for the response.. I guess when you asked for leaders.. You were talking in "Jesus". And leader meaning "Little man who will do my every bidding, and worship me for life" You know.. you call yourself Jesus. which I think is VERY sacreligious(Yea, its spelled wrong, but I dont care. Cause I have a life)Because Jesus isn't some arrogant lifeless person who spends his life lashing out at random people. Your more of Satan.
Why not use that?

Im judging your reponse will be:

A. Bad move kiddo.
B. I have a life, just because I am nice and run a server for you guys to play on, does not make me a loser! I have seen the sun on several occasions.
C. A step by step organized letter stating how wrong I am, When I am OH so true.
D. *****[Bpboy] your a a idiot and I hate you.
E. I gave you the job, I just was busy and couldn't write back.
F. (No reponse)
G. Or you will play the wild card and do none of these. And do something else just to spite me.

Farewell Jesus(Satan), And if its E, Really.. Im sorry, If its not.. Then.. Then Im going to pee on your grave.

Well, in response, I tried my very best to meet and disrupt every expectation he asked for.

“I guess when you asked for leaders.. You were talking in "Jesus". And leader meaning "Little man who will do my every bidding, and worship me for life"”
-Actually, when I placed that message up, I was looking for leaders: i.e. people that can lead. Not some needy little child with bi-polar disorder that refuses to take his Ritalin.

“You know.. you call yourself Jesus”
-Why yes. I do call myself Jesus. It’s fun.

“which I think is VERY sacreligious”
-Yes so do many people. In fact, I actually do it almost exclusively because of that fact. Like I said; It’s fun.

“but I dont care. Cause I have a life”
-Yes. A wonderful roller coaster like life, winding through the dismal swamps of depression, instantly springing up into clouds of bliss and congeniality!

“Jesus isn't some arrogant lifeless person who spends his life lashing out at random people.”
-Why thank you. That is one of the nicest things anyone’s ever said to me. I mean, goodness me. Up till now, I figured that you were kinda angry at me, but now how could I think such a thing! Unless of course you were referring to another Jesus, and comparing me against him, and thus saying that I am not any of those things. But quite frankly, there’s something that you apparently don’t know, and yet, how could you? After all even if you did know me, you would have to come out of your mental box first. You see I do have a life. Just because I am nice and run a server for you and other people to play on, does not make me a lifeless person, or a loser of some nature. In fact, I’m not really sure how one can really draw that conclusion given that there really is no evidence for it.

“Your more of Satan.”
-Why thank you. He’s a pretty cool cat.

“Why not use that?”
-Too cliché I’m afraid.

“Im judging your reponse will be…”
-Jeepers! Your right! Then again, you did manage to cover every possible way that a response, no matter the writer, could or could not be written, so its not really any longer a judgment call, and was actually a pretty useless waste of time on your part.

Lets see now… ah yes. Almost forgot about this.
Bad move kiddo.
Now then… A-check… B-check… C-check… D…
Oh yes. Don’t worry; you are an idiot. Or if your not, then for some odd reason your trying to falsely prove that you are. And, I don’t hate you: I love (just not you)!
D-check… E…
Hrm… Btw. I gave you the job. And, I was pretty busy. But actually, the main problem was the fact that I accidentally deleted your first message. There wouldn’t be any chance that you could send it to me would there? It really was quite humorous. It is unfortunate that I didn’t get to respond to it. Could have been fun.
E-check… F…
Just a sec, ill email you a blank letter. Should count as a “no-response” well enough.
F-check… G…
Well, I hope I through you a curveball by responding as ALL your options (are you spiteful now?)! After all, doing all of them is a lot like doing none of them.
G-check…

“And if its E, Really.. Im sorry”
-It is “E”. And you better be sorry. Cause you won’t have any time to think about being sorry later.

“If its not.. Then..”
Irrelevant! It is “E” baby!

“Then Im going to pee on your grave.”
-Good luck with that one cowboy.

I then, actually emailed him a blank email.
And of course, it was a mission success.

Your a dumb fucking loser. You hacked *****[RP]s Computer just because he ran HAPPYLAND.1 I hope you catch AIDS

On a side note, "RP"(random person) had come on to the server earlier, and after not answering a question or two of his, asked if i had "hacked" him, whatever he meant by that. Apparently my silence convinced him that i had actually "hacked" him.
So perhaps this will be the last we hear from Bi-Polar boy, but I’m somewhat afraid it wont be. And remember; if you see the warning signs of Bi-Polar disorder in anyone you know, please get them help immediately. You don’t want them ending up like this child.

Too good to be true i guess, but I got another sweet ass email from BPboy. So heres your humor plug for the day. Looks like he was able to see through the black viel of depression JUUST enough to think up a real whizzer!

Whenever I used to say that you didnt have a life, you would respond that you did, and i shouldnt say that just because you were "nice" enough to run a server for you. But as i was at your website i noticed. You still dont have a life.. Your little email humor section.. You write HUGE essays to people explaining why they're wrong. Yet you still have a life.

Indeed Jesus, you have no life. Nothing you say can change that. You are a paleskin, and a loser. Yea I know I write alot in my emails to, but I dont deny not having a life. ;)

Too bad hes still an idiot.

Heheh. It take you a whole week to think this one up? Unfortunately, unlike little preschoolers like yourself, writting those "HUGE essays" actually takes no time at all seeing as how they... arn't huge. Not to mention the ungodly amount of material little fools such as your self provide for its creation. It makes it so simple.
"You are a paleskin..."
Btw. Nice Racal profiling. I'm sure you'll go reeeeeaaal far in life.
"I know I write alot in my emails to"
Wow. A whole 107 words. Your a regular T.S. Elliot.

And we wait, hopefully indefinately.

Curses! Almost made it indefinately. Almost...
So basically, this is just his attempt to be put yet again in this section. Evidently he thinks that he is "cool" be being able to act stupid. But he did in fact send me an email a week or two ago, that I hadn't managed to find the time to put up. But here ya go!

LOL!!! HAHAHAHAHA, you even went so far to count them, man, you really are a loser. Yea, and I'm in preschool. You know what.. I'm going to lose sleep over that one.. Jesus, get a life, fuck your dad, goto hell, catch AIDS, die of cancer and maybe I'd start some kind of organization, and "racal" or racial profiling, paleskin isn't a race, its a cutdown at some sort, its actually a term I use to describe people like you, you god damn low life. Go mod and waste more time, and DUNE sucks, the numbers say it. I havent seen your server get more than 5 people. And yes you do write essays to people, your little email humor section is full of it.

FUCK YOURSELF NIGGER BASTARD

Unfortunately, I didn't even manage to have time to write back to him but thats just as well. I mean, for all the time he spent writing it, I wouldn't want to take up another hour or two of his time just to read another 100 word email from me.
Btw, does anyone else find it funny that hes attempting to correct MY spelling and grammar? I wonder if he denys having Bi-Polar still. Basically, the stupidity that was put into this letter is completely and utterly dumbfounding. He doesn't think hes a racist because he calls someone "paleskin" as an insult. Well, i guess we can expect that from someone that throws around the word "nigger" as an insult as well. I suppose he doesn't think that thats racist at all! Ahh... the stuff i could still tear this child apart for.
On a more serious position, incase you were suspicious about my comment that he wrote this almost specifically to try and get himself up here again, he recently sent me this email, which obvious was made just because he wanted to get on AGAIN. Probably to advertise his little site. Too bad for him, in the effort to keep things confidential i had to comment it out. Fortunately, hes a LOT cooler now that he got on here again! At least he helps prove my points:

DUDE WHY DO YOU SUCK SO MUCH GET A LIFE, also goto my website at http://********.com DAMN SOMETIMES I DEEL SO DEPRESSED!! I HATE MY LIFE!!! I WANT TO GET AT YOU SO BAD!! I DONT HAVE BI POLAR DISEASE YOU DAMN PALESKIN!!!

And no, I never looked at the site. In case you STILL doubt that these last three messages were probably just to impress his other, potentially stupider, friends at school, he recently sent me this message.

why dont you post my newest email on the email humor section

Well, as you can see, the stupidity was way to hilarious to keep to myself, so I humored him. But I still am curious why he’s so anxious to let people know how much of a retard he is. Perhaps it's just a subconscious effort to get himself help for his Bi-Polar disorder.

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